At Least They Care

Last month I sent out all my Christmas cards. Today, I got back the one I sent to my friend Don in San Francisco. Actually, technically, I got only half of it back:

The note on the left says "Return to Sender" because "Insufficient Address". Which, you know, happens when you tear the envelope in half.

Good news, though: the USPS cares:

Don, I'll get you this card...at some point.